[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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I sold my soul on a cold, dark hill but it wasnt to the devil for a power or skill
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It was a Jehovah's Witness he said that's God's will was to buy me outta heaven with a million dollar bill
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I gave him thanks and I took it to the bank on the way to the pub for to fill my tank
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But my heart sank when the teller at the bank said she wasnt gonna take it cause she thought it was a prank
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She said she wasnt gonna take it cause she thought it was a prank
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And as the saying goes, "You cant take it with you."
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But if I still had my soul I wouldnt care
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But for heaven's sake the bank wont take it, I'm the world's poorest millionaire
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Yes, I'm the world's poorest million - aire.
[Verse 2]
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I was a bit deflated but I finally made it to the pub for a drink and to clear my head
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I placed an order for a double and a water but I substituted water for a double instead
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And at time of night, when they poured the last pint, I asked for my check cause I'd had my fill.
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And the bartender, Ethan, kicked my teeth in cause he cant make change for a million dollar bill
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He says he cant make change for a million dollar bill
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Well as the saying goes, "You cant take it with you."
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But if I still had my soul I wouldnt care
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But for heaven's sake the bank wont take it, and the pub can't break it,
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I'm the world's poorest millionaire, I'm the world's poorest million - aire
[Verse 3]
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I hatched a plan and away I went to the U.S. Mint to inquire within
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And when I spoke to the management they said that they don't print above a Benjamin
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they said that they don't print above a Benjamin
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And as the age-old saying goes, "You cant take it with you."
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But if I still had my soul I wouldnt care
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But for heaven's sake the bank wont take it, and the pub can't break it,
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cause the mint don't make it, so I think that it's a fake
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and I'm the world's poorest millionaire, I'm the world's poorest million, millionaire.