[Intro]
C Fm
Why'd we have to be so hip?
C Fm
Why'd we have to take that trip? Honey
C Em Dm
You look dumb in dungarees, and frankly, so do I
C Em
So go put on your nicest dress
Fm Em Dm
And I'll put on my tie here's why
[Verse]
C
I'm tired of rock n' rollin'
F C
Let's get married honey let's go bowlin'
C
Throw away our pot and acid
D G
Spend a week in that Lake Placid
C F
It's too hard to live in this town if you're strange
C G C
What's say you and I get normal for a change
[Chorus]
C C7
What's say you and I get normal
F C
It don't have to be that formal
G
We'll just sit and watch TV like others do
F
We'll eat meat and mashed potatoes
C F
Cut our hair so folks won't hate us
C G C
Life is nuts enough just livin' here with you
[Verse]
C
Let's see who can be most boring
F C
You do the dishes honey, I'll start snoring
C
We'll get a mower do some mowin'
D G
Spend all mornin' gettin' it goin'
C F
We'll show everyone in town we're not deranged
C G C
What's say you and I get normal for a change
[Chorus]
C C7
What's say you and I get normal
F C
It don't have to be that formal
G
We'll just sit and watch TV like others do
F
We'll eat meat and mashed potatoes
C F
Cut our hair so folks won't hate us
C G C
Life is nuts enough just livin' here with you
[Bridge]
G
It's gonna change us honey sexually
F G C
From now on, we'll just be once-a-week'rs
G B7 Am
It's gonna change us darlin', even musically
D
We'll get our records through the mail
G
Get a set of lousy speakers
[Verse]
C
So if you'll beg my pardon
F C
I'm goin' out and start a garden
C
It'll just be small potatoes
D G
Just some lettuce and tomatoes
C F
And if either one comes up we'll join the grange
C G C
What's say you and I get normal for a change
[Chorus]
C C7
What's say you and I get normal
F C
It don't have to be that formal
G
We'll just sit and watch TV like others do
F
We'll eat meat and mashed potatoes
C F
Cut our hair so folks won't hate us
C G C
Life is nuts enough just livin' here with you
[Outro]
G C G C
It's true livin' here with you and Bobby McGoo