[Verse 1]
N.C.
There's Bourbon in the bathtub, eyelashes in the sink
I'm trying not to throw up on my thrift store mink
N.C.
There's someone on my pillow who says he works on tech
I beat him at Nintendo, who knows what happens next
[Pre-Chorus]
C
I know, I know, I know, I know
This is looking like a shit show
Am
And I'm not gonna try to say
That it isn't what it is though
F
Don't cry about it, baby
Don't be so uptight
G
And I defense it all
Looked so damn glamorous last night
[Chorus]
C
Where is my purse?
Who's this person in my phone?
Am
I'm pretty sure
I'm the worst at self-control
F
Sometimes it hurts
Living so rock 'n' roll
G
But it could be worse
I could be responsible
[Verse 2]
C
I should be with Amy 'cause she's just so adult
Am
She washes off her make-up and her voicemail isn't full
F
And if I called her up right now to save me from this mess
G
She'd probably come and get me, but I don't know the address
[Pre-Chorus]
C
And I know, I know, I know, I know
This is looking like a shit show
Am
And I'm not gonna try to say
That it isn't what it is though
F
Don't cry about it, baby
Don't be so uptight
G
And I defense it all
Looked so damn glamorous last night
[Chorus]
C
Where is my purse?
Who's this person in my phone?
Am
I'm pretty sure
I'm the worst at self-control
F
Sometimes it hurts
Living so rock 'n' roll
G
But it could be worse
I could be responsible
[Bridge]
Dm
Officer, that ticket
Dm
I swear it's in the mail
Dm
But if not, how will I send it
Dm
If you take me to jail?
[Pre-Chorus]
(palm mute)
C
And I know, I know, I know, I know
This is looking like a shit show
Am
And I'm not gonna try to say
That it isn't what it is though
F
Don't cry about it, baby
Don't be so uptight
G N.C.
And I defense it all
Looked so damn glamorous last night
[Chorus]
C
Where is my purse?
Who's this person in my phone?
Am
I'm pretty sure
I'm the worst at self-control
F
Sometimes it hurts
Living so rock 'n' roll
G
But it could be worse
I could be responsible
[Outro]
C
I, I, I, I could be responsible
Am
I, I, I, I could be responsible
F
I, I, I, I could be responsible
G
I, I, I, I could be responsible