[Intro]
D, B, Em, A7 x2
D B Em A7
You may not know this but I'm really a very sentimental dog
D Em7 A7 D E7
I cry easily Onions for instance always make me cry
D
I'll admit I split bananas
E Em A
Take Easter eggs and make them dye
A7
But I never harmed an onion
D
So why should they make me cry
D
Once I saw a salad dressing
G Em
My face got radish my oh my
A7
But I never harmed an onion
D
So why should they make me cry
G
Potatoes I've mashed and berries I've crushed
D G D
I've made an artichoke and that's not all
G
I've also whipped cream and beaten an egg
E7 A7
Yes I've even made a melon ball
D
Of all the things above I'm guilty
Em
If punished I would know just why
A7
But I never harmed an onion
B7
So why should they make me cry
A7 D
Oh why should they make me cry