[Intro]
E A B
E A B
[Verse]
E
She broke up with me
B
Two days later...
E A
I think she met Don Juan in Italy
E B
She has a new man
E A B
I have a new mustache
E B
Now all my friends are gonna call me mountain man
E A
And everyone will think that I'm a stupid drifter
E
To walk the earth alone
B E A B
I'll never shave again
[Chorus]
E F#
On the night she left me
A B
Facial hair grew miraculously
E F#
I dressed in black like Johnny Cash
A B
And grew this beard of shame
[Instrumental]
E A E
E A B
E B
I've heard it said she looks a lot like Sherilyn Fenn
E A
And some times i'm mistaken for Billy Gibbons
E B E A B
Look like a wise man, but I'm an idiot
E
It's over
B
She left me
E A
And she will soon forget me
E
She found out I was lame
B E A B
I grew a beard of shame
[Solo]
E A D A
E A Am
E A D A
E A D A
[Bridge]
E B
Come all ye faithful
E A
Joyful and triumphant
E B
I am a new man
E A E A E
I have a beard of shame
[Outro]
E A
E A
B
E