Am, D, Am, D, C, G
Am D
I could get a piece of meat
Am D
From a barren tree
Am D C G Am D
Nothing ever spoiled on me
Am D
You brought this
Am D
You dipshit
Am D C G Am D
Nothing ever spoiled on me
Am D
That cloud stomps around my house
Am D
Does whatever it pleases
Am D C G Am D
It teases me
What the hell?
Am D
Never was a baritone
Am D
Till you stepped in
Am D C G Am D
Never dried my halters on the line
Am D
This hairdo's truly evil
Am D
I'm not sure it's mine
Am D
You're so tall
Am D C G Am D Am D
It's like I climb a waterfall
Am D
That cloud stomps around my house
Am D
Does whatever it pleases
Am D C G Am D
It teases me
Am D
What I said was get me a drink
Am D
Alright?
Am D
What am I supposed to sit
Am D C G
And look at you all night?
Am D
All girls cry
Am D C G Am D Am D
Like I said, I don't know why
Am D
That cloud stomps around my house
Am D
Does whatever it pleases
Am D C G Am D
It teases me
What the hell?
Am D
Never was a baritone
Am D
Till you stepped in
Am D C G Am D
Never dried my halters on the line
Am D
This hairdo's truly evil
Am D
I'm not sure it's mine
Am D
You're so tall
Am D C G Am
It's like I climb a waterfall