D6: xx0202
[Spoken]
Hello there Paul
I had a take and I was ready to send it and I thought
You know, it can be done better
So here it is then
Now I'm wearing my boots which always guarantees a good showing
[Intro]
D6 D Em Em7 G A7 D (x2)
[Verse]
D Em7
you must try to lead a good life
G A7
you must do unto others
D
as you would have them do
so that when you die
Em7
you'll find golden boy peanuts
G A7 D
waiting in the afterlife for you
[Chorus]
there are no pan-Asian supermarkets
Em7
down in hell
G A7 D
so you can't buy golden boy peanuts
there are no pan-Asian supermarkets
Em7
down in hell
G A7 D
so you can't buy golden boy peanuts
[Interlude]
D6 D Em Em7 G A7 D
[Verse]
D Em7
if thine enemy oppresseth you
G A7 D
you must let him oppress you some more
Em7
so that when you go shopping in paradise
G A7 D
you'll find those magnificent peanuts from Singapore
G
with the drawing of the
D
young Chinese farmer
Em7
eastern sun behind him
D
smiling at you from the shelves
Em7
if we want to spend eternity in happiness
G A7 D
we are going to have to watch ourselves
Em7
you must give to the March of Dimes
G A7
you must be on guard against wickedness
D
at all times and you will find that your efforts
Em7
have brought you great joy when your
G A7 D
spirit is munching on that golden boy
[Chorus]
Em7
there are no pan-Asian supermarkets down in hell
G A7 D
so you can't buy golden boy peanuts there
Em7
but the streets of heaven are lined with shells
G A7 D
and there's billboards of the golden boy everywhere
Em7
there are no pan-Asian supermarkets down in hell
G A7 D
so you can't buy golden boy peanuts
Em7
there are no pan-Asian supermarkets down in hell
G A7 D
so you can't buy golden boy peanuts... GO!
[Outro]
D6 D Em Em7 G A7 D (x2)