The origiginal is one half-step higher.
Chords would be: B, d#m, C#, F#,
Intro: Bb dm C F 2x
Verse:
Bb dm C F
I wish you smelled a little funny
Bb dm C F
Not just funny really bad
Bb dm C F
We could roam the streets forever
Bb dm C F
Just like cats but we'd never stray
Bb dm C F 2x
Bb dm C F
I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
Bb dm C F
I could raise you in the tub at home
Bb dm C F
We could take a swim together
Bb dm C F
On weekly daytrips to the bay
Chorus:
Bb dm C F
Oooo oooooh you and me
Bb dm C F
It would be only you and me
Bb dm C F
Oooo oooooh you and me
Bb dm C F
It would be only you and me
Bb dm C F
You and Me -- -
Bb dm C F
You and Me -- -
Verse:
Bb dm C F
I wish you were a little bigger
Bb dm C F
Not just big but really fat
Bb dm C F
Doors you would no longer fit through
Bb dm C F
In my bed you would have to stay
Bb dm C F
I often wish that you had feathers
Bb dm C F
I'd keep you in a giant cage
Bb dm C F
All day long I'd sit and watch you
Bb dm C F
And sing for you if it would be okay
repeat Chorus
Bridge:
am dm
People say
Bb C
There are plenty of fish
am dm
In the sea
Bb C
Baby all I do is wish
I wish I wish I
Verse:
Bb dm C F
I wish you were a little slower
Bb dm C F
Not just slow but p-p-p-p paralyzed
Bb dm C F
That I could plug you into a socket
Bb dm C F
So you could never run away
Bb dm C F
I really wish that you were smaller
Bb dm C F
Not just small but really really short
Bb dm C F
So I could put you in my pocket
Bb dm C F
And carry you around all day
repeat Chorus