[Verse 1]
A
Shocked and startled by some peculiar twist of fate
A E A
Don't know how it happened, but I'm punching above my weight
A D A
I'm pinching myself, you're nothing like the girls I usually get
A E A
Everyone assumes I bought you off the internet
[Chorus]
D C D
All the pretty girls like me for who I am
D C G D
All the pretty girls (when the record goes platinum)
A Em G D
Plenty of action, massive attraction when you’re selling out stadiums
D C
All the pretty girls
E
And their mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mums
D A E A
[Verse 2]
A
Look mama, I'm dancing with the purtiest girl on the floor
A E A
Everybody wonders what she wants to be with me for
A
Girls in my orbit, I've got my own gravitational pull
A E A
Flashing my pinewood smile like a red rag to a bull
[Chorus]
D C D
All the pretty girls like me for who I am
D C G D
All the pretty girls (when the record goes platinum)
A Em G D
Plenty of action, massive attraction when you’re selling out stadiums
D C
All the pretty girls
E
And their mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mums
D A E A
[Chorus]
A E
Pretty, pretty girls
E A
And their mo-mo-mo-mo-mommies
A E
Pretty, pretty girls
E A
And their mo-mo-mo-mo-mommies