¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
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Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait
[Chorus]
CEmAmC Dumb ways to die FDGF So many dumb ways to die CEmAmEm Dumb ways to die FGC So many dumb ways to die
[Verse]
Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
[Chorus]
CEmAmC Dumb ways to die FDGF So many dumb ways to die CEmAmEm Dumb ways to die FGC So many dumb ways to die
[Verse]
Invite a psycho killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
[Chorus]
CEmAmC Dumb ways to die FDGF So many dumb ways to die CEmAmEm Dumb ways to die FGC So many dumb ways to die
[Verse]
Keep a rattle snake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue 'I wonder what's this red button do'
[Chorus]
CEmAmC Dumb ways to die FDGF So many dumb ways to die CEmAmEm Dumb ways to die FGC So many dumb ways to die
[Verse]
FGCFmaj7FG Dress up like a moose during hunting season FGCFmaj7F Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason GAm Stand on the edge of a train station platform GAm Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing GAmG Run across the tracks between the platforms FG They may not rhyme but they quite possibly
[Outro]
CEmAmEm The dumbest ways to die CEmAmEm The dumbest ways to die CEmAmEm The dumbest ways to die... F So many dumb FGC So many dumb ways to die