[Intro]
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[Verse]
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You said you use chocolate
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When you and him take off all your clothes
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Why the fuck you tell me that
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Can't drink that image out of my head
[Chorus]
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Like a fish
Bbmaj7
That's how I drink these days
G7
It numbs the envy
Cm7 F7
I have
Bbmaj7
Against your tall kind man
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He's so much taller than I ever will be
[Interlude]
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[Verse]
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You write me in a stranger's tone
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And bring him along to my shows
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Well you need etiquette lessons
Bb Eb
And I need something in my drink
[Chorus]
Cm7 F7
Like a fish
Bbmaj7
That's how I drink these days
G7
It numbs the envy
Cm7 F7
I have
Bbmaj7
Against your tall kind man
G7 Eb Ebm
He's so much taller than I ever will be
[Bridge]
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I dream about you four nights a week
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Call me romantic
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I wish that I could fill his shoes
Db7
But I'm only a 7
[Chorus]
Dbm7 Gb7
Like a fish
Bmaj7
Pour me a Guinness man
Ab7
She's probably screwing
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Him now
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Can make all the wisecracks in the world
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But I will never be what she wants