Stephen Lynch es un humorista de stand-up comedy muy al estilo de Doug Stanhope pero sus monólogos son en forma de canción, Stephen nacio el 28 de Julio de 1971 en Abington, Pennsylvania.
¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
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This song is really easy, just basic chords the whole way through
[First part: gentle strumming]
GD I came down to the breakfast table CG felt like I could cry GD I tried so hard but wasn't able CD to look you in the eye
GD For I am feeling so much shame CG Yes I have brought disgrace GD Can tell I've soiled my good name CD By the look upon your face
[Strumming picks up it's pace]
GDCD Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it GDCD No use denyin' it, well I was really crankin' it GDCD Well it's not my fault, and it wouldn't be so bad GDC [pause] GDCD If you could just forgive me and talk to me, dad GDCD Talk to me dad
GDCD No I didn't hear ya enter, no I didn't hear the door GDCD With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor GDCD Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise GDCD like blood and guts and starvin' kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes
GDCD Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it GDCD No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it GDCD Well dry your eyes and don't be so sad GDC [pause] GDCD But I wouldn't use those tissues, they've already been had GDCD Talk to me dad
GDCD Yeah, the look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish GDCD So I said, "Could ya close the door? I really wanna finish" GDCD Now daddy I'm ashamed and I'd completely understand GDCD If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand
GDCD Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it GDCD No use denyin' it, well I was really crankin' it GDCD Well please calm down and don't get mad GDC [pause] GDCD Just because it was your bed, it's not that bad GDCD It's not that bad GDCD It's not that bad GDCD Talk to me dad
GDCD When I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty, so GDCD It must be really creepy when your kid is pushin' thirty GDCD But you cannot tell me dad that you have never had a whack GDCD At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack
GDCD Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it GDCD No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it GDCD Well dry your eyes and don't be sad GDC [pause] But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been- GDC [pause] Just because it was your bed, it's not that- GDC [pause] GDCD Now daddy daddy please forgive me and talk to me dad GDCD Talk to me dad