Biografía:
Stephen Lynch es un humorista de stand-up comedy muy al estilo de Doug Stanhope pero sus monólogos son en forma de canción, Stephen nacio el 28 de Julio de 1971 en Abington, Pennsylvania.
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Otras canciones:
- 3 Balloons
- Dear Diary
- Dr.stephen
- Hair
- Half A Man
- If I Were Gay
- Peanuts
- Pierre
- Special Fred
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- Whittlin Man
- A History Lesson
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God
- America
- Baby
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song
- Caught Me Spankin It
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig Christ
- D And D
- Delta Kai
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dnd
- Doing Acid At The Mall
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Drew Lynch Gary Foster
- Fishin Hole
- For Me
- Gangster Cowboy
- Gay
- Gerbil
- Grandfather Die
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphroditey
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- It Seems Last Night
- Jim Hensons Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Little Tiny Moustache
- Medieval Bush
- Mixer At Delta Chi
- Not Home
- Peepshow Girl
- Prettier Than You
- Priest
- Queer Tattoo
- Shes Got A Smile
- Shes Gotta Smile
- Special
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tattoo
- Tennessee
- The Ballad Of Scarface
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Ugly Baby
- Waiting
- What If That Guy From Smashing Pumkins Lost His Car Keys
- When Grandfather Dies
- When Youre Not Home
- While Youre Away
- Whittilin Man
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- Youll Do
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Stephen Lynch- What if god smoked cannabis
Capo 2nd fret (key of F#m)
[Intro]
Em - Cadd9 - G - D
[Verse]
Em Cadd9 G D
If god had long hair and a goatee
Em C
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
G D
If he looked spaced out
Em Cadd9 G D
Would you buy his story, Would you believe he had
Em Cadd9 G D
an eye infection?
[Chorus]
Cadd9 G D
And yeah yeah god looks baked
Cadd9 G D
Yeah yeah god smells good
Cadd9 D
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Em Cadd9 G D
What if god smoked cannabis?
Em Cadd9 G D
Hit the bong like some of us
Em Cadd9
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
G D
And he subscribes to rolling stone
[Verse]
If god made this place, in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they’d be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offering
[Chorus]
And yeah yeah god rolls great
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
When he made the platypus
When he created earth our home
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?
And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl.
Capo 2nd fret (key of F#m)
[Intro]
Em - Cadd9 - G - D
[Verse]
Em Cadd9 G D
If god had long hair and a goatee
Em C
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
G D
If he looked spaced out
Em Cadd9 G D
Would you buy his story, Would you believe he had
Em Cadd9 G D
an eye infection?
[Chorus]
Cadd9 G D
And yeah yeah god looks baked
Cadd9 G D
Yeah yeah god smells good
Cadd9 D
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Em Cadd9 G D
What if god smoked cannabis?
Em Cadd9 G D
Hit the bong like some of us
Em Cadd9
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
G D
And he subscribes to rolling stone
[Verse]
If god made this place, in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they’d be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offering
[Chorus]
And yeah yeah god rolls great
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
When he made the platypus
When he created earth our home
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?
And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl.
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