Biografía:
Stephen Lynch es un humorista de stand-up comedy muy al estilo de Doug Stanhope pero sus monólogos son en forma de canción, Stephen nacio el 28 de Julio de 1971 en Abington, Pennsylvania.
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Otras canciones:
- 3 Balloons
- Dear Diary
- Dr.stephen
- Hair
- Half A Man
- If I Were Gay
- Peanuts
- Pierre
- Special Fred
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- Whittlin Man
- A History Lesson
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God
- America
- Baby
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song
- Caught Me Spankin It
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig Christ
- D And D
- Delta Kai
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dnd
- Doing Acid At The Mall
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Drew Lynch Gary Foster
- Fishin Hole
- For Me
- Gangster Cowboy
- Gay
- Gerbil
- Grandfather Die
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphroditey
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- It Seems Last Night
- Jim Hensons Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Little Tiny Moustache
- Medieval Bush
- Mixer At Delta Chi
- Not Home
- Peepshow Girl
- Prettier Than You
- Priest
- Queer Tattoo
- Shes Got A Smile
- Shes Gotta Smile
- Special
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tattoo
- Tennessee
- The Ballad Of Scarface
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Ugly Baby
- Waiting
- What If That Guy From Smashing Pumkins Lost His Car Keys
- When Grandfather Dies
- When Youre Not Home
- While Youre Away
- Whittilin Man
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- Youll Do
¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
This is from his Comedy Central Presents performance. NO CAPO.
If I Were Gay - Stephen Lynch
[Chords Used]
D-xx0232 D/C#-x40232 Bm*-x04430-|
Dsus2-xx0230 D/F#-200232 G-320033---|
D*-xx0032 Bm-x24432 A-x02220---|
[Intro: 4x]
D D D D Dsus2 D D D D D D*D*D*D*
e|-2-2-2-2-0-----------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0---------------------------------|
B|-3-3-3-3-3-----------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------------------------|
G|-2-2-2-2-2-(let ring)2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------|
D|-0-0-0-0-0-----------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------|
A|-x-x-x-x-x-----------x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---------------------------------|
E|-x-x-x-x-x-----------x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---------------------------------|
D D/C# D/F# D
Here we are, dear old friends
Bm Bm* G A
You and i, drunk again
D D/C# D/F# D
laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Bm Bm* G A
maybe the whisky has gone to my head
[Chorus]
D A
but if i were gay
Bm G
i would give you my heart
D A
and if i were gay
Bm G
you'd be my work of art
D A
and if i were gay
Bm G
we would swim in romance
A
but im not gay
G A
so get your hand out of my pants
[Intro]
2x- D, Dsus2, D, D*
[Verse]
D D/C# D/F# D
Its not that i dont care, i do
Bm Bm* G A
i just dont see myself in you
D D/C# D/F# D
another time, another scene
Bm Bm*
i'd be right behind you
G A
if you know what i mean
[Chorus]
D A
cuz if i were gay
Bm G
i would give you my soul
D A
and if i were gay
Bm G
i would give you my whole being
D A
and if i were gay
Bm G
we would tear down the walls
A
But I'm Not gay
G A
so wont you stop cupping my...hand
[Intro]
2x- D, Dsus2, D, D*
[Ending]
D Dsus2 D D*
we've never hugged,we've never kissed
D Dsus2 D D*
i've never been intimate with your fist
D Dsus2 D D*
But you have opened brand new doors
D Dsus2
get over here and
D D* D,Dsus2,D,D*
drop your Drawers
If I Were Gay - Stephen Lynch
[Chords Used]
D-xx0232 D/C#-x40232 Bm*-x04430-|
Dsus2-xx0230 D/F#-200232 G-320033---|
D*-xx0032 Bm-x24432 A-x02220---|
[Intro: 4x]
D D D D Dsus2 D D D D D D*D*D*D*
e|-2-2-2-2-0-----------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0---------------------------------|
B|-3-3-3-3-3-----------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------------------------|
G|-2-2-2-2-2-(let ring)2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------|
D|-0-0-0-0-0-----------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------|
A|-x-x-x-x-x-----------x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---------------------------------|
E|-x-x-x-x-x-----------x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---------------------------------|
D D/C# D/F# D
Here we are, dear old friends
Bm Bm* G A
You and i, drunk again
D D/C# D/F# D
laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Bm Bm* G A
maybe the whisky has gone to my head
[Chorus]
D A
but if i were gay
Bm G
i would give you my heart
D A
and if i were gay
Bm G
you'd be my work of art
D A
and if i were gay
Bm G
we would swim in romance
A
but im not gay
G A
so get your hand out of my pants
[Intro]
2x- D, Dsus2, D, D*
[Verse]
D D/C# D/F# D
Its not that i dont care, i do
Bm Bm* G A
i just dont see myself in you
D D/C# D/F# D
another time, another scene
Bm Bm*
i'd be right behind you
G A
if you know what i mean
[Chorus]
D A
cuz if i were gay
Bm G
i would give you my soul
D A
and if i were gay
Bm G
i would give you my whole being
D A
and if i were gay
Bm G
we would tear down the walls
A
But I'm Not gay
G A
so wont you stop cupping my...hand
[Intro]
2x- D, Dsus2, D, D*
[Ending]
D Dsus2 D D*
we've never hugged,we've never kissed
D Dsus2 D D*
i've never been intimate with your fist
D Dsus2 D D*
But you have opened brand new doors
D Dsus2
get over here and
D D* D,Dsus2,D,D*
drop your Drawers
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