[Verse 1]
C G Dm
Como estas chickadee
C G Dm
Have a housemaid on your knee
F G C
Eat an apple everyday
Bb G
An onion keeps everyone away
[Verse 2]
C G Dm
Have an athlete on your feet
C G Dm
Have a love smell on your sheet
F G C
Eat an apple everyday
Bb G
The doctor has got to keep away
[Chorus]
F G Em Am
He'll tell you thanks for the memory
F G Em Am
Thanks for it all
F G Em Am
Wham bam, thank you mam
F G C
Thanks for the ball
[Verse 3]
C G Dm
Have a burglar alarm
C G Dm
Have a milkmaid on your farm
F G C
Can you raise a ballyhoo?
Bb G
If only there's nothing else to do
[Verse 4]
C G Dm
Have some butter with your fly
C G Dm
They said bananas could get you high
F G C
Eat an apple everyday
Bb G
For the doctor has got to earn his pay
[Chorus]
F G Em Am
He'll tell you thanks for the memory (tonight can you come?)
F G Em Am
Thanks for it all (something’s wrong, what’s up doc?)
F G Em Am
Wham bam, thank you mam
F G C
Thanks for the ball