B, E, F#, G#m, E, F#, B
B E F#
I want to be a playboy's bunny
G#m E F#
I'd do whatever they asked me to
B E F#
I'd meet people with lots of money
G#m E F# B E
and they would love me like I loved you
I want to be a topless waitress
I want my mother to shed one tear
I'd throw away this old sedate dress
slip into something a tad more sheer
E B F#
I want to be an artist's model
E B F#
an odalisque au naturel
B E F#
I should be good at spin-the-bottle
G#m E F# B E
while I've still got something left to sell
I want to be a cobra dancer
with Little Willy between my thighs
I may not find a cure for cancer
but I'll meet plenty of single guys
I want to be a brothel worker
I've always been treated like one
If I could be a back-street lurker
I'd make more money and have more fun
I want to be a dominatrix
which isn't like me but I can dream
learn S and M and all those gay tricks
and men will pay me to make them scream
I want to be a porno starlet
For that I'll wait till Mama's dead
I'll see my name in lights of scarlet
and get to spend every day in bed
I want to be a tattooed lady
dedicated -- as I am -- to art
Characters bold complex and shady
will write my memoirs across my heart