I personally play this with a Capo on the 2nd fret. Sounds good any way.
C E F G
C E F G
This is the story of our first teacher
C E
Shetland made her jumpers
F G
And the devil made her features
C E F G
Threw up her hands when my mum said our names
C E F G
Embroidered all her stories with slanderous claims
C E
Its over and done with
F G
Its over and done with
This is the story of losing my virginity
I held my breath and the bed held a trinity
People Im making no claims to no mystery
But sometimes it feel like
My sex lifes all history
It's over and done with
It's over and done with
C E
Im not saying these events didnt
Touch our lives in any way
F G
But, ah, they didnt make the impression
That some people say
This is the story of watching a man dying
The subjects unpopular
But I dont feel like lying
When I think of it now I acted like a sinner
I just washed my hands
Then I went for my dinner.