[Intro]
F, C
[Verse 1]
F C Dm Bb
According to you, I'm stupid, I'm useless, I can't do anything right.
F C Dm Bb
According to you, I'm difficult, hard to please, forever changing my mind.
F C Dm Bb
I'm a mess in a dress, can't show up on time, even if it would save my life.
F C Dm (--> Solo)
According to you. According to you.
[Chorus]
Bb C Dm Dm/G
But according to him, I'm beautiful, incredible, he can't get me out of his head.
Bb C Dm Dm/G
According to him, I'm funny, irresistible, everything he ever wanted.
Bb C Dm Dm/G
Everything is opposite, and I don't feel like stopping it. Baby tell me what I got to lose.
Bb C Bb (--> Solo)
He's into me for everything I'm not, according to you.
[Verse 2]
F C Dm Bb
According to you, I'm boring, I'm moody, you can't take me any place.
F C Dm Bb
According to you, I suck at telling jokes cause I always give it away.
F C Dm Bb
I'm the girl with the worst attention span; you're the boy who puts up with it.
F C Dm (--> Solo)
According to you. According to you.
[Chorus]
Bb C Dm Dm/G
But according to him, I'm beautiful, incredible, he can't get me out of his head.
Bb C Dm Dm/G
According to him, I'm funny, irresistible, everything he ever wanted.
Bb C Dm Dm/G
Everything is opposite, and I don't feel like stopping it. Baby tell me what I got to lose.
Bb C Dm (--> Bridge)
He's into me for everything I'm not, according to you.
[Bridge]
Dm Bb F Am
I need to feel appreciated like I'm not hated. oh-- no--.
Dm Bb Bb Bb
Why can't you see me through his eyes? It's too bad you're making me de-cide.
[Solo]
Bb, C, Dm, Dm/G
Bb, C, Dm, Dm/G
[Pre-Chorus]
F C Dm (Bb)
According to me, you're stupid, you're useless, you can't do anything right.
[Chorus]
Bb C Dm Dm/G
But according to him, I'm beautiful, incredible, he can't get me out of his head.
Bb C Dm Dm/G
According to him, I'm funny, irresistible, everything he ever wanted.
Bb C Dm Dm/G
Everything is opposite, and I don't feel like stopping it. Baby tell me what I got to lose.
Bb C Bb
He's into me for everything I'm not, according to you. (you, you) According to you.
[Outro]
(acoustic guitar)
F C Bb
According to you, I'm stupid, I'm useless, I can't do anything right.