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Sunday morning man she woke up fighting mad bitchin' and moaning on and on about the time I had
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And by Tuesday you could say that girl was good as gone then when Thursday came around I was all alone
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So I went for a drive to clear my mind and ended up at a shell on I-
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Then I won 1 bucks on a scratch off ticket bought two 1 packs and a tank of gas with it
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she swore they were a waste of time aww but she was wrong
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I was caller # on the radio station won a day 3 night beach vacation
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deep sea senorita fishin' down in panama I ain't gotta see my ex-future mother in law anymore
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oohh lord when it rains it pours when it rains it pours
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Now she was sure real quick to up and apologize when she heard about my new found luck on the FM dial
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and its crazy how lately now it just seems to come in waves what I thought was gonna be the death of me
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was my saving grace
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its got me thinking that her leavin' is the only logical reason
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that I got the last spot in the hooters parking lot
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and the waitress left her number on my check with a heart
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she picked up on the first ring when I gave her a call
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and I only spent bucks at the moose club raffle
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won a used four-wheeler and 3 free passes
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for me and two of my buddies to play a round of golf
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I ain't gotta see my ex-future mother in law anymore
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oh lord when it rains it pours
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when it rains it pours
[Bridge]
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I've been on one hell of a redneck road for 3 weeks now
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it all started on the day that she walked out