Mama don't whup Little Buford by Homer and Jethro (I think)
D G
Mama don't whup Little Buford
D A7
Mama don’t pound on his head
D G
Mama don’t whup Little Buford
A7 D
I think you should shoot him instead
D G
Buford brought home his report card
D A7
Buford was proud as could be
D G
As last, he passed to the third grade
A7 D
And Buford is just twenty-three
D G
Mama don’t whup little Buford
D A7
Mama you’ll just be a wreck
D G
Buford’s been studying judo
A7 D
And he’ll break your scrawny old neck
D G
At five Buford was smoking
D A7
And drinking hard liquor at six
D G
At seven he learned about women
A7 D
At eight Buford got his first fix
D G
Mama don’t whup Little Buford
D A7
You don’t know how he feels
D G
Buford is good to you Mama
A7 D
He brings you whatever he steals
D G
Buford is gone, what a pity
D A7
At last we have found happiness
D G
We bought a new home in the city
A7 D
And we won’t give him our address
D G
Mama don’t whup Little Buford
D A7
Mama, you'll only knock out your breath
D G
Just teach him to be a musician
A7 D
And Buford will soon starve to death