Standard Tuning EADGBe
Verse 1:
Eb Bb C F Bb Eb
I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital, I see him most every day
Eb Bb C F Bb Eb
And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung, This is what I hear him say
[static noises]
Verse 2:
Eb Bb C F Bb Eb
You know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend, He's never a chump or a tease
Eb Bb C F Bb Eb
He never tells me lies and best of all, He never disagrees
Bridge:
C# G#
I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon
Eb Bb
Sit down by his side and say, "Hi"
Eb Bb C
And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation
F Bb Eb
And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply and Mr. Frump would say
[static noises]
Outro Verse:
Ebm C F Bb G#m
Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be Mr. Frump's dying day
Ebm C F Bb Eb
So now I bring to you the very last thing that Mr. Frump had to say
[frantic static noises]
G#m Eb
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!