[Verse 1]
C
I learned guitar just to play you this song
F
I took français just to give you le monde
Am G
I'll jack you a car even though it's wrong (wouaaaooo wouaaaoo)
C
I'll peel you a grape and I'll feed you a prawn
F
I'll bake you a cake and I'll water your lawn
Am G
I use the crummy paddle when we play ping-pong (wouaaaooo wouaaaoo)
(Say, I say)
C
Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing
'Bout a thing, no
F
Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing
'Bout a thing, no
Am
'Cause I'mma gonna give you everything, everything
G
I got your back
[Chorus]
C
I'm taking taekwondo
If people mess with you
F
I'll kick 'em with my toe
Am
I got the situation under control
G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
C
I said, 'cause you're my number one
F
You're my number one
Am
I got your back for sure
G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
[Verse 2]
C
I grew you some kale 'cause you don't eat meat
F
I like your pictures and I'll favorite your tweets
Am G
I harvest silkworms just to make you some sheets (wouaaaooo wouaaaoo)
(Say, I say)
C
Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing
'Bout a thing, no
F
Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing
'Bout a thing, no
Am
'Cause I'mma gonna give you everything, everything
G
I got your back
[Chorus]
C
I'm taking taekwondo
If people mess with you
F
I'll kick 'em with my toe
Am
I got the situation under control
G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
C
I say, I say, I'm taking taekwondo
If people mess with you
F
I'll kick 'em with my toe
Am
I got the situation under control
G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
C
I said, 'cause you're my number one
F
You're my number one
Am
I got your back for sure
G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
(Say, I say)
[Bridge]
C
Imma break it down in the rap part
F
'Cause you're my half heart
The poem in my hallmark
Am
Cardiac arrest will hit the chest
G
Of any man with willingness to mess with my mistress
C
I will throw a kick to your voice box
F
My tiger claw will knock your socks off
Am
Any tough chap who wants a death scrap
G
Will be lying flat on their back in a dirt nap
[Chorus]
C
I'm taking taekwondo
If people mess with you
F
I'll kick 'em with my toe
Am
I got the situation under control
G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
C
I say, I say, I'm taking taekwondo
If people mess with you
F
I'll kick 'em with my toe
Am
I got the situation under control
G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
C
I said, 'cause you're my number one
F
You're my number one
Am
I got your back for sure
G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
(Say, I say)
[Outro]
C F Am G
OOOOOO