¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
GmD# I know what you're all wondering GmGm Have Tripod ever been to Japan D# But you're ignoring a much bigger question A# Why don't the Japanese have a space program D# Why aren't there any Japanese astronauts A#F#G# Have you ever seen a Japanese astronau________t C I'll tell you why you haven't seen one D# I'll tell you why
A#FD#Gm You can't do the Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're an astronaut F It's those damn fat gloves A#FD#Gm And you can't do the Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're in zero grav F Cos the tea goes everywhere Gm The tea goes everywhere
GmD# Japanese culture's always fanscinated me Gm From their traditions to their modern way of life D# But all their elegance and rich history A# Doesn't sit well with my interest in space
A#FD#Gm Because you can't carry out a ninja style assassination dressed as an astronaut F It's the luminous fabric (you're too visible) A#FD#Gm And they don't let you use a samurai sword when you're an astronaut F You might puncture the suit
Gm You might depressurize FGmF# Like a gremlin in a microwa_____ve G#C# But it's those damn fat gloves F They're the main problem F#C# You can't nurture your tamagotchi FF# You can't make an origami swan G#AA#MD# Have you ever tried to get a used panty vending machine into a space shuttle D#C# Well I've tried and they don't let you F# Fucking NASA red tape
Interlude: GmD#GmD#A#D#A#D#
GmD# I couldn't reconcile the two things that I loved Gm So I threw away my dreams of outer space D# I had to find myself a whole new job A# Maybe in the sports arena I would find a place
A#FD#Gm But you can't do a Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're a boxing champ F It's those damned fat gloves again A#FD#Gm Those confounded puffy mitts loom in front of my face every night in bed F I'm haunted by fat gloves A# You can't drink sake, you can't do bukkake F Or ride a Kawasaki D#F# When you're an astronaut F#(let ring) G#(let ring) And they don't let you be an astronaut on Japanese tele A#(let ring) Cos you're not enough of a red herring
EmC I know what you're all wondering EmEm Have Tripod ever been to Japan C But you're ignoring a much bigger question G Why don't the Japanese have a space program C Why aren't there any Japanese astronauts GD#F Have you ever seen a Japanese astronau________t A I'll tell you why you haven't seen one C I'll tell you why
GDCEm You can't do the Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're an astronaut D It's those damn fat gloves GDCEm And you can't do the Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're in zero grav D Cos the tea goes everywhere Em The tea goes everywhere
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EmC Japanese culture's always fanscinated me Em From their traditions to their modern way of life C But all their elegance and rich history G Doesn't sit well with my interest in space
GDCEm Because you can't carry out a ninja style assassination dressed as an astronaut D It's the luminous fabric (you're too visible) GDCEm And they don't let you(Ooooh) use a samurai sword when you're an astronaut D You might puncture the suit
Em You might depressurize DEmD# Like a gremlin in a microwa_____ve FA# But it's those damn fat gloves D They're the main problem D#A# You can't nurture your tamagotchi DD# You can't make an origami swan FF#GmC Have you ever tried to get a used panty vending machine into a space shuttle CA# Well I've tried and they don't let you D# Fucking NASA red tape
Interlude: EmCEmCGCGC
EmC I couldn't reconcile the two things that I loved Em So I threw away my dreams of outer space C I had to find myself a whole new job G Maybe in the sports arena I would find a place
GDCEm But you can't do a Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're a boxing champ D It's those damned fat gloves again GDCEm Those confounded putty mitts loom in front of my face every night in bed D I'm haunted by fat gloves G You can't drink sake, you can't do bukkake D Or ride a Kawasaki CA# When you're an astronaut A#(let ring) C(let ring) And they don't let you be an astronaut on Japanese tele G(let ring) Cos you're not enough of a red herri