Song: Maynard's Dick
Artist: Tool
Album: Salival
Tabber: Snailman8 Lyrics taken from Lyricsondemand.com
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Intro
E5 G5 D5 A5 G5 X2
E G D A G X2
Verse 1
E G D
It's all an open center
D A G E
Opens up and lets the wind lift him away
E G D
It doesn't have to feel water
D A G
It's just a place that feels right with him
Chorus:
E G D
Kinda like the way you're breathing
D A G E
I kinda like the way you keep looking away
E G
Would you like to glide on,
G D A G
Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's
G E
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G E
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G E
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G A5 G
Diiiiiiiiiiiick
Verse 2
E G D
There's a shyness found in reason
D A G E
Apprehensive influence swallow away
E G D
You seem to feel abysmal take it
D A G
then you're careful grace for sure
Chorus (start putting in heavy distortion)
E G5 D5/E
Kinda like the way you're breathing
D5 A5 G5 E
I kinda like the way you keep looking away
E G5
Would you like to glide on,
G5 D5/E A5
Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick
G5 E5
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G5 E5
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G5 E5 G
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G A5 G A G
Diiiiiiiiiiiick
Bridge
E5 G5
Took you out in the back of the toolshed
E5 C5
Put it right on top of your forehead
E* F#*
Took you out in the back of the toolshed
G* A* G5**
Now you know what you're fuckin with... Maynard's
G5** E5**
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G5** E5**
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G5** E5**
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G5**
Diiiiiiick!
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Footnotes
*for last 2 lines use: E F# G A
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5---7----8---10
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2----4---5---7
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**Those last chords 1 put in myself, cos in the
in the song, the solo attacks the B at the 12th,
I normaly do that, but if you want, find the
higest G5 and E5 Chords and play them, up to you.