Hey There Delilah spoof, by Tim Hawkins
Played the same as the regular song, with different words...
Thus, it's a "spoof"
Intro: D, F#m
Verse1:
D F#m
Hey there Delilah, this is your ex-boyfriend Sampson,
D F#m
And I know you thought that lifting weights, made me so buff and handsome,
Bm G A Bm A*
You were wrong, it's 'cuz I let my hair grow long, it makes me strong,
D F#m
Hey there Delilah, you came in while I was sleeping,
D F#m
And I didn't feel you cutting and I didn't hear you creeping
Bm G A Bm A*
out the door, You left my hair piled on the floor, while I just snored
Chorus:
D Bm D Bm
Oh, it's what you did to me, Oh, while I was asleep,
D Bm D Bm
Oh, I'm a Nazarene, Oh, but you shaved me clean,
D
Delilah you're so mean
Bridge:
G A
Killed a lion, big and mean, and slaughtered many Philistines,
D Bm
All with a donkey's jaw bone, that's no lie,
G A
But now I'm chained up to a wall, and I can't cry no tears at all,
D Bm
Because the came and gouged out both my eyes...
G A
Why'd you grab those clippin' shears, and shave my head like Britney Spears,
D Bm D
'Cuz now I'm standing hear in total shame, Delilah, you're to blame
Verse 3:
D F#m
Hey there Delilah, why did you have to deceive me?
D F#m Bm
It's so hard for me to think, not long ago I wanted you to be my bride,
G A Bm =
But you took too much off the sides,
G A Bm
hey there Delilah when you die,
G A Bm
Just tell the devil, I said "hi",
A*
He'll know why
Chorus 2:
D Bm D Bm
Oh, it's what you did to me, Oh, Now I'm up the creek,
D Bm D Bm
Oh, now I feel so weak, Oh, I look like a freak,
D
Delilah, you're such a geek...
Chorus keeps playing:
D, Bm, D, Bm, etc.