[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Lately I've taken to vacantly making repetitive movements mistakenly seen as improvements
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Nearing perfection but wisely electing to shun my reflection preferring instead shoe inspection
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Cheese and chalk do not talk but their eyes synchronize with a secret rhythm
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Which is a way one could say that I love you for psychological reasons
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 2]
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Mumbling failure in jail my extremities flail and I wail though my arms and my legs to the chair are nailed
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Under the table unwilling unable the torture's medieval the dream is a fable with feeble wings
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Why does the mouse share the house with the louse? They won't say but they feel their feelings
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Doesn't subtract from the fact that I love you for psychological reasons
[Chorus]
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Reasons I can't really go into now
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Reasons we should probably not get into right now
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
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I'm ashamed to admit I'm afraid of assuming the blame for my lame abnegation of braveness and fame
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Brain in a jar in a car in reverse I'm rehearsing the way I'll replay how to say how to be where you are
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Flammable undiagrammable sentiments pass between animal beings
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Hard to explain but it's plain that I love you for psychological reasons
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Why does the mouse share the house with the louse? They won't say but they feel their feelings
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Doesn't subtract from the fact that I love you for psychological reasons
[Chorus 2]
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Reasons I can't really go into now
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Reasons we should probably not get into right now