The song riffs around an E E7
[Verse 1}
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Anto took me down to Whistler's place
It was like a scene from a dream
D A
Tarantulas, drapes, magic mushroom cakes
E
Sharks hanging from the beams
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Dave Ruffian was there with a sad-eyed girl
And the son of Ringo Starr
D
It was a night like any other, man
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At the Hammerhead, the Hammerhead, the Hammerhead Bar
[Verse 2}
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Four beer-bellied roadies from Uriah Heep
Were comparing stomach tattoos
D A
Two had Satan, one had Tam Paton
E
One had a belt-shaped bruise
E
In a spotlit corner a famous DJ
Was showing a starlet his scars
D
Yeah it was all for one and one for all
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At the Hammerhead, the Hammerhead, at the Hammerhead Bar
[Verse 3}
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Three groupies were gargling umbrella drinks
Under the eye of the Ox
D A
The first said to the second about the third
E
"She's as square as a fucking box"
E
Viv Stanshall turned up on cue
With a pickled skull in a jar
D
There was always something intriguing to do
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At the Hammerhead, the Hammerhead, at the Hammerhead Bar
[Verse 4}
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The local MP, a Tory grandee
E
Sir Bufton Fairbairn-Smart
D A
Who dressed like a cross between Robert The Bruce
E
And Napoleon Bonaparte
E
Was busy murdering Billy Joel's
"Just The Way You Are"
D
It was business as usual, sunny boys
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At the Hammerhead, the Hammerhead, at the Hammerhead Bar
[Verse 5}
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On the stroke of midnight Whistler said
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"Let us now toast the deceased!"
D A
And he sank his snout in a stained-glass keg
E
Of alcohol and yeast
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Nine Lithuanian dancing girls
Each sucking a fat cigar
D
Jitterbugged along the beer-strewn top
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Of the Hammerhead, the Hammerhead, of the Hammerhead Bar
[Verse 6}
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Those days are gone, those dancing days
E
Of bacchanal, of drink
D A
Whistler sleeps with mermaids
E
Groupies are extinct
E
The famous DJ is doing time
For acts lewd and bizarre
D
And only dust remains, boys,
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Of the Hammerhead, the Hammerhead, the Hammerhead Bar
E
Of the Hammerhead Bar
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Of the Hammerhead Bar
E
Of the Hammerhead Bar