I really, really love this song. I'm pretty sure this is correct.
Intro: E A
VERSE
E A
Well my alarm clock, he ain't working,
E A
but i don't really mind,
E A
'cause he ain't know friend of mine
E A
he kept waking me up all the time
CHORUS
B
saying BEEP BEEP BEEP get on your feet,
D
you've gotta get a job cos you're in too deep!
E A E A
Oh no-----, oh no------
VERSE
E A
Well i don't like doing things,
E A
that other folks tell me to do,
E A
so i hit him with a hammer,
E A
and now he's quite subdued,
E A
and when i wake up in the morning
E B
he don't even make a sound
E A
and my life ain't slipping away
E A
because his hands don't turn around
CHORUS
B
BEEP BEEP BEEP, get on your feet,
D
you've gotta get a job 'cause you're in too deep!
E A E A
Oh no-----, oh no------
E A
Well ive never been so happy,
E A
that's what i am right now,
E A
and people misunderstand me,
E A
cos when i was made some joker
E A
put my smile on upside down.
INSTRUMENTAL: E A
E A E A
Oh no-----, oh no------ X8
INSTRUMENTAL: E A