Biografía:
Kevin Bloody Wilson (born '''Dennis Bryant''' on 13 February 1947 in Sydney, Australia) is a comedy singer/songwriter who uses a heavy Australian accent/style with great success. Without the aid of radio or Television coverage (due to the explicit, crude and sexual nature of his songs and general humour), he has built up a widespread cult following.
== Early career ==
Bryant was born in Sydney, New South Wales, although he identifies himself with Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, where he was an electrician in the gold mines.
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Otras canciones:
- Bali Belly Song
- Christmas Song
- Darlin Im So Horny
- Dictaphone
- Dilligaf
- Festival Of Farts
- Ho Ho Fuckin Ho
- Ho Ho Fucking Ho
- It Was Over Before It Began
- Ive Had An Absolute Cunt Of A Day
- Kevs Courtin Song
- Living Next Door To Alan
- Mick The Master Farter
- Missing You
- Shes The Sorta Sheila For Me
- Super Mega Fugly
- That Fuckin Cats Back
- That Fucking Cats Back
- The Last Lager Waltz
- The Local
- You Cant Say Cunt In Canada
¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
Band - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Album - Kevs Back(Return of the Yobbo)
Song - Kev's Courtin' Song
Tabbed by - Taylor Wasielewski(Singer/ Guitarist of Cantopulous)
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Intro: E E EAE
Verse 1:
E A
Learned to much in me time, buyin' dinner and wine,
E B
And me money on flowers and lollies.
E A
Only to find, that what's on me mind,
B E
Isn't on hers and she's sorry.
E A
So I've made up some lines, to save wastin' time,
E B
And keep me from blowin' me brass.
E A
I'm ever so cool, I just prop on the stool,
B E
Right next to hers and I ask.
Chorus 1:
A D A
Do ya fuck on first dates,
E A E
Does ya Dad own a brewery.
B
Could I feel ya tits,
E A E
Or would you show 'em to me.
A D A
'Cause ya got a nice head,
E A E
And ya look pretty honest.
E B
So me face'll be leavin' in quarter an hour,
E
I'd like you to be on it.
Verse 2:
E A
You know how it feels, when ya first meet a sheila,
E B
And the bullshit ya gotta go through.
E A
Like callin' her up, and tellin' her ya love 'er,
B E
When all that ya love's just a screw.
E A
But she wants to hold hands, and you're to meet her old man,
E B
And sit around for hours and talk.
E A
But my method is, you just cut through that shit,
B E
And get down to the goodies straight off.
Chorus 2:
A D A
Do ya fuck on first dates,
E A E
Does ya Dad own a brewery.
B
Could I feel ya tits,
E A E
Or would you show 'em to me.
A D A
Do ya sleep in the nick,
E A E
Do you give head very often.
E B
So if we could decide, your place or mine,
E
We could fuck off then.
Verse 3:
E A
So the next time ya see, a good lookin' sheila,
E B
And you'd give a weeks pay to hold 'er.
E A
Don't sit actin' dumb, just front her full on,
B E
And drop a few lines that I've told ya.
E A
This new method of mine, might not work every time,
E B
But then again there's no method will.
E A
I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers,
B E
But then I've got a few fucks as well.
Chorus 3:
A D A
Do ya fuck on first dates,
E A E
Does ya Dad own a brewery.
B
Could I feel ya tits,
E A E
Or would you show 'em to me.
A D A
If the answer is no,
E A E
To me questions above.
E B
Then be a good sport, and give me the name,
E A E
Of a girlfriend who does.
Album - Kevs Back(Return of the Yobbo)
Song - Kev's Courtin' Song
Tabbed by - Taylor Wasielewski(Singer/ Guitarist of Cantopulous)
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A E B E
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b ------------------------------------------------4-----5-5---|
g ------------------------------------------------------------|
Intro: E E EAE
Verse 1:
E A
Learned to much in me time, buyin' dinner and wine,
E B
And me money on flowers and lollies.
E A
Only to find, that what's on me mind,
B E
Isn't on hers and she's sorry.
E A
So I've made up some lines, to save wastin' time,
E B
And keep me from blowin' me brass.
E A
I'm ever so cool, I just prop on the stool,
B E
Right next to hers and I ask.
Chorus 1:
A D A
Do ya fuck on first dates,
E A E
Does ya Dad own a brewery.
B
Could I feel ya tits,
E A E
Or would you show 'em to me.
A D A
'Cause ya got a nice head,
E A E
And ya look pretty honest.
E B
So me face'll be leavin' in quarter an hour,
E
I'd like you to be on it.
Verse 2:
E A
You know how it feels, when ya first meet a sheila,
E B
And the bullshit ya gotta go through.
E A
Like callin' her up, and tellin' her ya love 'er,
B E
When all that ya love's just a screw.
E A
But she wants to hold hands, and you're to meet her old man,
E B
And sit around for hours and talk.
E A
But my method is, you just cut through that shit,
B E
And get down to the goodies straight off.
Chorus 2:
A D A
Do ya fuck on first dates,
E A E
Does ya Dad own a brewery.
B
Could I feel ya tits,
E A E
Or would you show 'em to me.
A D A
Do ya sleep in the nick,
E A E
Do you give head very often.
E B
So if we could decide, your place or mine,
E
We could fuck off then.
Verse 3:
E A
So the next time ya see, a good lookin' sheila,
E B
And you'd give a weeks pay to hold 'er.
E A
Don't sit actin' dumb, just front her full on,
B E
And drop a few lines that I've told ya.
E A
This new method of mine, might not work every time,
E B
But then again there's no method will.
E A
I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers,
B E
But then I've got a few fucks as well.
Chorus 3:
A D A
Do ya fuck on first dates,
E A E
Does ya Dad own a brewery.
B
Could I feel ya tits,
E A E
Or would you show 'em to me.
A D A
If the answer is no,
E A E
To me questions above.
E B
Then be a good sport, and give me the name,
E A E
Of a girlfriend who does.
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