Biografía:
Kevin Bloody Wilson (born '''Dennis Bryant''' on 13 February 1947 in Sydney, Australia) is a comedy singer/songwriter who uses a heavy Australian accent/style with great success. Without the aid of radio or Television coverage (due to the explicit, crude and sexual nature of his songs and general humour), he has built up a widespread cult following.
== Early career ==
Bryant was born in Sydney, New South Wales, although he identifies himself with Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, where he was an electrician in the gold mines.
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Otras canciones:
- Bali Belly Song
- Christmas Song
- Darlin Im So Horny
- Dictaphone
- Dilligaf
- Festival Of Farts
- Ho Ho Fuckin Ho
- Ho Ho Fucking Ho
- It Was Over Before It Began
- Ive Had An Absolute Cunt Of A Day
- Kevs Courtin Song
- Living Next Door To Alan
- Mick The Master Farter
- Missing You
- Shes The Sorta Sheila For Me
- Super Mega Fugly
- That Fuckin Cats Back
- That Fucking Cats Back
- The Last Lager Waltz
- The Local
- You Cant Say Cunt In Canada
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Ho Ho Fucking Ho by Kevin Bloody Wilson
Tabbed by Roj Vincent
A
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
D
We all work for Santa Claus
E
Weve had enough we quit
A
Cos we do all the fuckin work
A
While he stars in the show
D
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
E A
Ho ho fuckin ho
A
Im Rudolph and I quit
D
Just who does he think he is
E
That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh
A
Crackin his fuckin whip
A
And me stuck up the front
D
With these other useless c*nts
E
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse
A
Ho ho fuckin ho
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho
And what about us Elves
Weve had enough as well
Working in that freezing factory
Cold as fuckin hell
Working till we drop
With our bollocks freezing off
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho
Im Santa Claus s wife
I know what hes really like
Sneakin into thos little kids rooms
Hes a fuckin paedophile
A devious old drunk
And Im married to the c*nt
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho
Just a little diversion from your normal Christmas song……………
Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells" and in an Australian accent.....;-)
Tabbed by Roj Vincent
A
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
D
We all work for Santa Claus
E
Weve had enough we quit
A
Cos we do all the fuckin work
A
While he stars in the show
D
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
E A
Ho ho fuckin ho
A
Im Rudolph and I quit
D
Just who does he think he is
E
That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh
A
Crackin his fuckin whip
A
And me stuck up the front
D
With these other useless c*nts
E
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse
A
Ho ho fuckin ho
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho
And what about us Elves
Weve had enough as well
Working in that freezing factory
Cold as fuckin hell
Working till we drop
With our bollocks freezing off
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho
Im Santa Claus s wife
I know what hes really like
Sneakin into thos little kids rooms
Hes a fuckin paedophile
A devious old drunk
And Im married to the c*nt
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho
Just a little diversion from your normal Christmas song……………
Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells" and in an Australian accent.....;-)
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