[Verse]
C
I was sweating like a pig eating pork chops
G
One July afternoon
C
I knew I was bout to shrivel up an die
G
If I didn't get a drink real soon.
C
Then I saw me an igloo cooler
G
Iced tea is what it said
F
But when I got a drink
C
Man it sure did stink
G C
Tasted like somethings dead
[Chorus]
F
Crusty Tea; Crusty Tea
C
Was all that's left for me
G
Made want to shout and spit it out my mouth
F C
It tasted like Guerrilla pee
F
Crusty Tea; Crusty Tea
C
I should have just let it be
G
Nothing taste worst to me
F C
Than drinking crusty tea.
[Verse]
C
So I put the cooler back
Called my best friend Jack
G
"Here's a drink to try,"
F
But when he chugged it down
C
I saw him hit the ground
G C
I thought he was gonna die
[Chorus]
F
Crusty Tea, Crusty Tea
C
It taste so nasty
G
If you drink that stuff, you will throw up
F C
It'll drive you down to your knees
F
Crusty Tea; Crusty Tea
C
You better listen to my plea
G
Any fool can see
F C
You shouldn't drink that Crusty Tea.