[Verse]
G C
If you're a fascist or a nazi, come over to my house
Am D
I'll just lock you up and I'll never let you out
G C
Step into my shower, I'm gunna watch you burn and if anyone asks why,
Am D
I'll just say "Hey, it was their turn."
[Verse]
G C
Now hey there Adolf, why you singing the ol' cyanide blues?
Am D
Go to a homeless shelter and go donate all those shoes
G C
Go on back to art school, take a second chance at life
Am D
So switch sides and be pro-jew with Oscar Schindler
[Chorus]
G D
and I don't know what I was put on this world for
Em C
I hope I ain't a bad guy, I hope I don't start a war
G D
I guess for now I'll just keep writing all these songs
Em C
to help some people think, and understand what's right from wrong
[Verse]
G C
and now Osama is the leader of all these holy wars
Am D
Order up a pizza to your cave and hide some more
G C
Blowin' yourself up wont get you eternal salvation,
Am D
so shave your beard and donate all your hair to cancer patients
[Verse]
G C
and now that Kony is so famous, what will he do with his life?
Am D
Release his child soldiers, maybe do a little right?
G C
Go and start and orphanage, political arena
Am D
unless all the kids get adopted by Brad and Angelina
[Chorus]
G D
‘cause I know exactly what I was put on this world
Em C
I'm the baddest of all the bad guys, I started all the wars!
G D Em
I guess for now I'll just keep writing all these songs and everybody knows me
C
as the one who doesn't know his right from wrong.