[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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If I were a featherbed in your house so fine
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I'd hold you in my arms each night, keep you warm in the wintertime
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And if I were an old banjo, felt your fingers on my strings
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I'd sing the sweetest little song that a banjo e'er did sing
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[Verse 3]
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And if I were a drop of rain that trickled down your chin
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I'd run right up and I’d kiss your lips and I‘d kiss them twice again
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And if I were a breath of wind on your cheeks as you walked by
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Well I'd pick you up upon my back and I’d teach you how to fly
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[Verse 5]
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If I were a hair ribbon and my color it was blue
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I'd be ten times as beautiful, cause I'd be wearing you
[Verse 6]
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And if I were a big wool rug just a sitting in your front hall
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Well I'd tickle your feet and make you laugh if you stepped on me at all
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[Verse 7]
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If I were a featherbed in your house so fine
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I'd hold you in my arms each night, keep you warm in the wintertime
[Outro]
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