C
I like telling dirty jokes
C
And I like smoking crystal meth
F G C
But darling I love you
C
And I like laughing at retards
C
And I like throwing rocks at dogs
F G C
But darling I love you
F G
I love you like the moon and stars
C Am
When little kids get hit by cars
F G C
Girl you know it's true
F G C
Darling I love you
C
I've been tryin' to move on
C
since you left Since you've been gone
F G C
but it's so hard on me
C
Talked to a girl in first hour
C
bought her a cd Bought her a flower
F G C
but she's a stupid cunt
F G C Am
But I'll take anything and I'll take anyone
F G C Am
I'll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun
F G C Am
I'll take a whore with syphilis and gonorrhea too
F G C
But darling I love you
F G C
But darling I love you
F G C
But darling I love you
F G C