F
If you save yourself for marriage
You're a bore
Dm
If you don't save yourself for marriage
You're a whore-able person
Bb
If you won't have a drink
Then you're a prude
Gm
But they'll call you a drunk
C
As soon as you down the first one
F
If you can't lose the weight
Then you're just fat
Dm
But if you lose too much
Then you're on crack
Bb
You're damned if you do
And you're damned if you don't
Gm
So you might as well just do
C
Whatever you want
So
F
Make lots of noise
Dm
And kiss lots of boys
F
Or kiss lots of girls
Bb C
If that's something you're into
F
When the straight and narrow
Dm
Gets a little too straight
Bb
Roll up a joint or don't
F
Just follow your arrow
C F
Wherever it points yeah
Dm F
Follow your arrow
C F
Wherever it points
Yeah
F
If you don't go to church
You'll go to hell
Dm
If you're the first one
On the front row
You're self-righteous
Son of a
Bb
Can't win for losing
You just disappoint 'em
Gm
Just 'cause you can't beat 'em
C
Don't mean you should join 'em
F
Make lots of noise
Dm
And kiss lots of boys
F
Or kiss lots of girls
Bb C
If that's something you're into
F
When the straight and narrow
Dm
Gets a little too straight
Bb
Roll up a joint or don't
F
Just follow your arrow
C F
Wherever it points yeah
Dm F
Follow your arrow
C F
Wherever it points
F
Say what you feel
Love who love
Dm
Cause you just get
so many trips around the sun
Bb
Yeah you only
F
Only live once
F
Make lots of noise
Dm
And kiss lots of boys
F
Or kiss lots of girls
Bb C
If that's what you're into
F
When the straight and narrow
Dm
Gets a little too straight
Bb
Roll up a joint or don't
F
Just follow your arrow
C F
Wherever it points yeah
Dm F
Follow your arrow
C F
Wherever it points