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G D E C x4
G D
When I saw her standing there – fever cut hair
E C
She gave me a wink, all I did was stare
G D
She offered me a lager – how could I say no?
E C
We went to the bogs and I gave it a go
G D
She thought I was playing – this ain’t no game
B C
Like all the others, she weren’t the same
G D
We went to the chippy to get some food
E C
She liked battered sausage, she battered mine too
G D E C
(She’s a right) sort Oh Oh Oh
G D E C
(She’s a right) sort Oh Oh Oh
G D E C x2
G D
The good times were here, me bird with a beer
E C
Passing out the fags, she showed no fear
G D
She knocked up a fry-up and served it in bed
E C
Beans on toast, mother’s pride bread
G D
The lads gave the thumbs up, she said was great
B C
More than just a bird, a real good mate
G D
I thought we’d be laughing all the fucking time
E C
Then she slung her hook, and she said I should sling mine
G D E C
(She’s a right) sort Oh Oh Oh yeah
G D E C
(She’s a right) sort Oh Oh Oh
E C E D
I don’t understand it – there’s no explanation
E C D D D D
What the fucking hell is going on?
G D E C G D E C
(She’s a right) sort
G D E C G D E C
(She’s a right) sort Fuck in hell
G D E C
(She’s a right) sort Oh Oh Oh
G D E C
(She’s a right) sort Oh Oh Oh
G D E C
(She’s a right) sort Oh Oh Oh
G D E D D D
(She’s a right) fucking sort
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