[intro]
A F G x2
A
A F G
Have a few jars then I park the car outside the Golden Bowl
A F G
Order chips & curry sauce or a curry of course That's all I can afford on the dole
A [n.c.] A F G
That's why they call me TAKEAWAY I eat the same shit every day
A F G
When I go home, open up the door And I talk to the tasty bird who says
A
Egg Fried Rice Egg Fried Rice
F G
Just on it's own it's fuckin nice
A
Egg Fried Rice Egg Fried Rice
F G
Just on it's own it's fuckin nice
A
Egg Fried Rice Egg Fried Rice
F G
Just on it's own it's fuckin nice
A
Egg Fried Rice Egg Fried Rice
F G
Ask Ken Hon, He'll tell you twice
F G F G
oh oh oh oh oh oh
A
A F G
Have a few jars then I park the car outside the Golden Bowl
A F G
Order chips & curry sauce and a curry of course That's all I can afford on the dole
A [n.c.] A F G
That's why they call me TAKEAWAY I eat the same shit every day
A F G
When I go home, open up the door And I talk to the tasty bird who says
A
Egg Fried Rice Egg Fried Rice
F G
Just on it's own it's fuckin nice
A
Egg Fried Rice Egg Fried Rice
F G
Just on it's own it's fuckin nice
A
Egg Fried Rice Egg Fried Rice
F G
Just on it's own it's fuckin nice
A
Egg Fried Rice Egg Fried Rice
F G
Ask Ken Hon, He'll tell you twice
F G F G
oh oh oh oh oh oh
A [play till end with ad lib vocals]