#F/E is played 13
#You can play a regular F if you prefer
Verse 1
Am F C C Cmaj7
Heya Tom it's Bob from the office down the hall
Am F G
Good to see you buddy how've you been
Fdim Am Am7 D7
Things have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now
G
I really wish you'd let us in
F C E7 Am
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
F C E7 Am
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
F Fm
But here's an FYI you're all gonna die screaming
Chorus
C G F G
All we want to do is eat your brains
C G F
We're not unreasonable I mean no-one's gonna eat your eyes
C G F G
All we want to do is eat your brains
Am Em F
We're at an impasse here maybe we should compromise
F F/E Dm
If you open up the doors
F F/E F G C
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
Verse 2
Am F C Cmaj7
I don't want to nitpick Tom but is this really your plan
Am F G
To spend your whole life locked inside a mall
Fdim Am Am7 D7
Maybe that's OK for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns
G
And then you'll have to make the call
F C E7 Am
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
F C E7 Am
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
F Fm
But Tom that's what I do and I plan on eating you slowly
Chorus 2
C G F G
All we want to do is eat your brains
C G F
We're not unreasonable I mean no-one's gonna eat your eyes
C G F G
All we want to do is eat your brains
Am Em F
We're at an impasse here maybe we should compromise
F F/E Dm
If you open up the doors
F F/E F G Ab
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
Bridge
Eb C#dim Db
I'd like to help you Tom in any way I can
Dbm Ab
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
Eb C#dim Fm
I'm not a monster Tom well technically I am
C
I guess I am
Solo - Same chords as chorus except end on Am
Verse 3
Am F C Cmaj7
I've got another meeting Tom maybe we could wrap it up
Am F G
I know we'll get to common ground somehow
Fdim Am Am7 D7
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
G
I guess we'll table this for now
F C E7 Am
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
F C E7 Am
Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell
F
And we'll put this thing to bed
Fm
When I bash your head open
Chorus 3
C G F G
All we want to do is eat your brains
C G F
We're not unreasonable I mean no-one's gonna eat your eyes
C G F G
All we want to do is eat your brains
Am Em F
We're at an impasse here maybe we should compromise
F F/E Dm
If you open up the doors
F F/E F G C Csus4 C
We'll all come inside and eat your brains