Biografía:
Jonathan Lajoie es un comediante canadiense, actor y celebridad de Internet.
Las letras de las canciones de Lajoie son a menudo parodias de lo cotidiano, como los padres que se quedan en casa, intentos patéticos por tener relaciones sexuales con niñas y hacer tareas en las tardes de domingo. Algunos de los éxitos de Lajoie son The Bastard Breaks Up (El Bastardo Corta con su Chica), "2 Girls 1 Cup Song" (Canción De Dos Chicas Y Una Copa), Show Me Your Genitals ("Muéstrame tus genitales")
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Otras canciones:
- 2 Girls 1 Cup Song
- Birthday Song
- High As F#%k
- Please Use This Song (for Your Commercial)
- The Potty Training Song
- Alone In The Universe
- Broken
- Chatroulette Song
- Cold Blooded Christmas
- Dropping E
- Everyday Normal Guy 2
- Fear Boner
- Fk Everything
- Ghost Monkey
- High As Fuck
- If I Had Wings
- In Different Ways
- Michael Richards
- Osama Is Dead
- Petes Little Tiny Erect Dick
- Please Use This Song
- Pop Song
- Radio Friendly Song
- Song For Britney
- Song For Students
- Stay At Home Dad
- Too Fast
- Wtf Collective 2
¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
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It's your birthday today
What does that mean I guess I'll try to explain
G
That many years ago on this day
AD
It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face
And nine months before that magical day
Your Dad probably took your Mom out on a date
G
And they were having a good time
D
They were dancing and drinking wine
And when they got home they were horny as hell
And your Dad threw your Mom down on the bed
G
And he tore her panties off
D
and his weewee was hard as a rock
And then your Mom wanted to give your Dad head
But your Dad also wanted to give your Mom head
G
So they formed a sixty-nine
D
And your Mom came at least three times
And then your Dad was so excited to get inside your Mom
That he forgot to put a condom on
G
And when he realized his mistake
A D
He had ejaculated and it was too late
D A
And then your Mom got pregnant
Bm D
And your Dad started cryin'
G A
He wanted your Mom to get an abortion
Bm D
But your Mom really wanted a child
G A
And nine months later you were born
G A D
And five months later your parents got a divorce
Happy birthday
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