[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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I'm a famous clown in a flower crown
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My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts
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My channel takes you through my bedroom routine
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It's just between you and me and 1 other tweens
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Don't care for money don't care about the fame
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I'm just collabing with my friends though I only know their screen names
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After five minutes a week you think you know me offline
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I exploit fandoms for a bottom line
[Pre-chorus]
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I conjure fame with challenge vids and
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I play drinking games to target kids and
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And I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell- Weeeee
[Chorus]
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Welcome welcome to the YouTube Culture the YouTube cult
[Verse 2]
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Hey guys I'm on tour so tug on mommy's hair
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If she pays bucks you can meet and greet a millionaire
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H-h-hoping down to town on my first class flight
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Which you kinda payed for when you bought my book I didn't write
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Youtubers had morals back in twenty-eleven
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More virgins were at VidCon then in al-Qaeda heaven
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Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon copycat cashing in
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Quality to quantity it's Kubrick to Kardashian
[Pre-chorus]
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I idolize your idle eyes and
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I'm monetizing kissing guys and
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I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it - Wooo
[Chorus]
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Welcome welcome to my YouTube lifestyle YouTube Lie
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Welcome welcome to the YouTube Culture the YouTube cult
[Bridge]
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There's a mystery to being at the top
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People think I'm devine oooooooo
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But the truth is
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We're not heroes
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we just play some online
[Verse 3]
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I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod
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Cause yeah I'm just a normal guy but also I'M A GOD
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So I didn't write my book - Jesus didn't write the Bible
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I spread my message through the world with 1 year old disciples
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I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea
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They purchase my biography despite the fact I'm 3
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So LOVE ME and I'll love you more
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Cause I love the way you love me my church is a merch store
[Pre-chorus]
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And I'm privileged white and rich and male and
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Yoooooooou are not - so worship at my YouTube sale
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I put the I in defy and suddenly you deify me
[Chorus and outro]
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Welcome welcome to the YouTube Sensation the YouTube Sin
Am F C E7
Welcome welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle YouTube Lie
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Welcome welcome na-na
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Welcome welcome na-na
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Welcome welcome I said-a welcome to the YouTube Cult Cheers