Intro: Dm, F, G (x4)
Dm F G Dm F G
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dm F G Dm F G
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dm F G
The man without a tan came strolling into town
Dm F G
He had the whitest collar and he brought a scene around
Dm F G
Girls were all a-drooling, [?] hum the lullaby
Dm F G
The men were all suspicious but they didn't know just why
Dm F G
The man without a tan, he's a threat to you and me
Dm F G
He has the kind of hands that you might see on your TV
Bb
And if he touched your woman, how the hell could she resist?
G
I'm sure he'll entertain her with a little bit of this
Gm F
Our rugged handsomeness is no match for
Dm F G
The man without a tan
Dm F G
The man without a tan
Dm F G
The man without a tan
Dm F G
The man without a tan
Dm F G Dm F G
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dm F G Dm F G
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dm F G
The man without a tan, he had a walk around the town
Dm F G
He found a rollin' restaurant and entered and sat down
Dm F G
He ordered Coca-Cola with some lemon but no ice
Dm F G
He reached into his pocket and he found his lucky dice
Dm F G
He finished up his cola and the waitress thought, "So soon?"
Dm F G
He looked a little bit like Gary Cooper in High Noon
Bb
He left to find a movie theatre, it was shuttered down
G
It seemed like there were lots of things that had been shuttered down
Gm F
Our rugged handsomeness is no match for
Dm F G
The man without a tan
Dm F G
The man without a tan
Dm F G
The man without a tan
Dm F G
The man without a tan
Dm
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dm
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Bb Gm
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dm F G Dm F G
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dm F G
I overheard my girlfriend on her landline telephone
Dm F G
She thought I couldn't hear her but she really should've known
Dm F G
The man without a tan was on the line and being cute
Dm Dm Dm
I stood back in the showers, I was fuming in my boots
Gm F
Our rugged handsomeness is no match for
Dm F G
The man without a tan
Dm F G
The man without a tan
Gm F
Twenty years have passed and I'm the man without a tan
([?] to be a rugged handsome man)
Dm F G
The man without a tan
Dm F G
The man without a tan
Gm F
And then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man"
(Then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man")
Dm F G
The man without a tan
Dm F G
The man without a tan
Gm F
And then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man"
(Then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man")
Dm F G
The man without a tan
Dm F G
The man without a tan
Gm F
And then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man"
(Then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man")
Dm (once)
The man without a tan
(Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah)