Intro
G
Verse
G
And if my cat looks scared it's because it knows
D7
It won't be going to heaven
Oh oh oh-oh
G
Not going to heaven
And if you ask how many saints it takes
D7
The answer's eleven
Woah-oh oh-oh
G
It's gonna take eleven
PreChorus
C
Man oh man what's that guy got in his hand
G
It's an egg it's a spoon it's a snapshot of the moon
D7 G G7
It's the coffee percolator going wheeeeee
C
Me oh Michelangelo and I
G
We're just sittin' by the traintracks
Reading Kafka to the sky
D7 G G7
While the coffee percolator's going wheeeee
Chorus
C G
Oh-oh-oh yadda-da-da oh-Ohh-Oh
D7
Ya-di-dadda-da Di-dadda-da-da
G G7
Yah-da-dah
C G
Woah-oh-oh yadda-da-da Oh-oh-oh
D7
Ya-di-dadda-da Ye-dadda-da-da
G
Yah-da-dah (keep the G going)
Verse
G
If you'd like to bake me a loaf of bread
D7
It's gotta be unleavened
Oh-oh oh-oh
G
Only unleavened
G
And if you'd like to eat the tomatoes in the patch
D7
You've got to get past old man McGrevin
Oh oh-oh-oh oh
G G7
Try your luck with Mr McGrevin
PreChorus
C
Man oh man what's that guy got in his hand
G
It's an egg it's a spoon it's a snapshot of the moon
D7 G G7
It's a coffee percolator going wheeeeee
C
Why oh Wy-nona Rider's in the sky
G
Turning fishes into wishes like a pumpernickel pie
D7
While the old refrigerator's going
Solo
Use Quick Strokes of Chords
D7 D7
Boom Chicka-chica Chi-boom
G
Chicka-chica Chi-boom
Chicka-chicka-chicka!
G C
Boom Chicka-chica Chi-boom
C
Chicka-chica Chi-boom
Chicka-chicka-chicka!
G G
Boom Chicka-chica Chi-boom
D7
Chicka-chica Chi-boom
Chicka-chicka-chicka!
D7 G
Boom Chicka-chica Chi-boom
G
Chicka-chica Chi-boom
G7
Chicka-chicka-chicka!
Chorus
C G
Oh-oh-oh yadda-da-da Oh-Ohh-Oh
D7
Ya-di-dadda-da Di-dadda-da-da
G G7
Dah-da-dah
C G
Oh-oh-oh yadda-da-da-da Oh-Ohh-Oh
D7
Ya-di-dadda-da Di-dadda-da-da
G G7
Dah-da-dah
PreChorus
C
Man oh man what's that guy-guy-guy got in his hand
G
It's an egg it's a spoon it's a snapshot of the moon
D7 G G7
It's a coffee-coffee percolator-lator going-going wheeeeee
C
Me oh Michelangelo and I
G
We're just sittin' by the traintracks
Reading Kafka to the sky
D7 (keep going with this chord)
Outro
While the old refrigerator
D7
And the rusty cheese grater
D7
And the dirty masturbators
D7
Eating packs of Now-and-Later
D7 (now really fast)
While the coffee percolator's
G G D7 G
Going wheeee-eeeeeee