[intro]
G D A D
[verse]
D G D
Well we build houses ever' which way and we could build one for you
G D E A
Sometimes we build 'em in a single day and sometimes it takes two
D G D
We don't use no building codes and we never do nothin' wrong
G D A D D7
We just pick up the tools and make up the rules as we go along
[chorus]
G D A D
For the fastest job yessiree Bob call 1-800-HEAVE
G D E A
We got a hundred and six short-cut tricks up our sleeve
G D A D
When you're in a big hurry no time to worry about building codes yup
G D A D G D A D
Come to B.A.R.F. Construction we'll throw it up
[verse]
D G D
Our number one foreman's name is Chuck give him a call
G D E A
He's the B.A.R.F. Construction muckamuck head of us all
D G D
So if you want a house of your own you're in luck
G D A D D7
Just pick up the telephone and call up Chuck
[chorus]
G D A D
For the fastest job yessiree Bob call 1-800-HEAVE
G D E A
We got a hundred and six short-cut tricks up our sleeve
G D A D
When you're in a big hurry no time to worry about building codes yup
G D A D G D A D
Come to B.A.R.F. Construction we'll throw it up
[verse]
D G D
Well we're number one in affordable homes rebuilt or new
G D E A
Cause we go fourth class and then we pass the savings on to you
D G D
Our walls are made of cardboard instead of wood
G D A D D7
It goes up faster than two-by-fours and looks just as good
[chorus]
G D A D
For the fastest job yessiree Bob call 1-800-HEAVE
G D E A
We got a hundred and six short-cut tricks up our sleeve
G D A D
When you're in a big hurry no time to worry about building codes yup
G D A D G D A D
Come to B.A.R.F. Construction we'll throw it up
[verse]
D G D
Our crew is the fastest by far skinny kids in their teens
G D E A
They don't eat nothin' but candy bars and methamphetamines
D G D
They don't whistle while they work and they don't talk about sport
G D A D D7
They just power for 50 cents an hour and all they can snort
G D A D
For the fastest job yessiree Bob call 1-800-HEAVE
G D E A
We got a hundred and six short-cut tricks up our sleeve
G D A D
When you're in a big hurry no time to worry about building codes yup
G D A D G D A D
Come to B.A.R.F. Construction we'll throw it up
G D A D G D A D
Yeah B.A.R.F. Construction we'll throw it up