Bb
Hey Girl
F
I wrote this song for you
Gm Eb
So if you could s-shut up Shut your f- Shut up
Bb
It's Valentine's Day
F
and I wanted to say
Gm
that Cupid's arrow's hit me in the most
Eb
peculiar way
Bb
and I don't know how to say it
F
but in my heart I know it's true
Gm
The only girl I wanna be with
Eb
on Valentine's Day
Bb
is your sister
Ooooohhh Oooohhh
F
I wanna get with ya
with ya sister
Gm Eb
Ya ya ya ya Ya ya yeaaa
Bb
Hooking up with your way hotter sister
Ooooohhh Oooohhh
F Gm
Do you think you can do me a solid
Eb
and tell your way hotter sister I said Hello
Thank you
Bb
I hope you're not offended
F
I hope you're not surprised
Gm
But I think I saw her giving me the let's go out the back and hook up in the shed
Eb
until the sunrise eyes
Bb F
and Baby x
Gm
I was wondering if it wasn't too much trouble
Eb
that maybe
I could meet your momma
Bb
Ooooohhh Oooohhh
F
Hooking up with your sister and your momma
Gm
Ya ya ya ya Ya ya yeaaa
Eb
Maybe cause some
multi-generational drama
Bb
Ooooohhh Oooohhh
F
Has your momma been doing
some Zumba
Gm
Ya ya ya ya Ya ya yeaaa
Eb
She looks really good for her age Wait
Bb
Why are you crying
F
Why are you screaming
Gm
You sound like you're dying
Eb
It's really unappealing
Bb
Did you think I wanted you
F
Well I honestly don't know how
Gm
you know you're chances would be a whole lot better if
Eb
you shaved your unibrow
I'm hooking up with your sister
Bb
your momma
F
your sister's hot friend
LaShaundah.
Hooking up with your
Gm
whole damn family
Eb
your whole damn family
Bb;F;Gm;Eb