[Verse 1]
N.C.
We were walking into ambush, didn't know that we could die
N.C.
From overall exposure to this level of pesticide
G C
Now we're mutants, freaks of nature, barely coherent enough to lie
D G
About our relative ability to ask for a fucking ride
G C D G F#
[Verse 2]
G C
We've been drinking shots of whiskey, vodka, the greenest of Chartreuse
D G F#
We've been pounding down the absinthe til we're little to no use
G C
To our girlfriends, parents, colleagues, pets or brothers, just refuse
D G
In a dump where beings like us go to pass out before we puke
[Chorus]
D C G
Pass that Jack, Citron, Coke lime and rum, Jose, Jim Beam, Old Thompson,
D C G
That Absolute - Oh shit, I puked, sorry man, that wasn't awesome
D C G
But don't mine me, just gonna see how far I'll go before
D C G
This big dick goes and throws me out the door
[Verse 3]
G C
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
D G F#
At this point we're not even playing our own songs for any of you
G C
We're just rambling, making noise, and generally wasting all your time
D G
But for some ridiculous reason you all find it appropriate to whine