[Intro]
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[Chorus]
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Everyone is, everyone is
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A fucking critic, fucking cynic
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Everyone is, everyone is
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A fucking critic, fucking cynic
[Verse 1]
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It's e-- easy to be a junky
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And it's e-- easy to be
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On your high fucking horsey
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And it's e-- easy to be so special
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When you're fucking beautiful, and you're rich
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And it's e-- easy to get bitter
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I should know...
[Chorus]
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Everyone is, everyone is
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A fucking critic, fucking cynic
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Everyone is, everyone is
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A fucking critic, fucking cynic
[Verse 2]
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It's e-- easy to see
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The worst in everybody
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It's e-- easy to be
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A fucking hater
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And it's e-- easy to hide
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Behind your computer
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And it's e-- easy to talk shit
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Everybody talks shit
[Chorus]
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Everyone is, everyone is
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A fucking critic, fucking cynic
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Everyone is, everyone is
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A fucking critic, fucking cynic
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Everyone is, everyone is
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A fucking critic, fucking cynic
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Everyone is, everyone is
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A fucking critic…