[Intro]
Fm C#m7 Fm C7
[Verse]
Fm C#m7 Eb6 Fm C#m7 Edim7 Fm C7
I need seven less fingers, eleven more toes, I need a new wardrobe without any clothes
Fm C#m7 Eb6 Fm C#m7 Edim7 Fm C7
Unbendable elbow, a fourth of an ear, I need a new head with a much better fear
Fm C#m7 Eb6 Fm C#m7 Edim7 Fm C7
I need a new prison with licorice bars, to place all my organs in four mason jars
Fm C#m7 Eb6 Fm C#m7 Edim7 Fm C7
I need some new sutures to sew up this sneer, need a new memory to forget what was here
[Chorus]
C#dim7 C7 C#dim7 C7
Assuming my assumptions are correct, after pause to consider and time to reflect
C#dim7 C7 C#dim7 C7
On thoughts serpentine and one crucial tear, I need none of these things …
[Verse]
Fm C#m7 Eb6 Fm C#m7 Edim7 Fm C7
I need a new couch with buttons of skin, a mutinous crew, a bedfellow’s twin
Fm C#m7 Eb6 Fm C#m7 Edim7 Fm C7
A Queequeg, a Pip, a Starbuck, a Whale, a slingshot, some kerosene and a dark shade of pale
Fm C#m7 Eb6 Fm C#m7 Edim7 Fm C7
A princess, a baron, some more Bitches Brew to drink up on someday with Jesus and you
Fm C#m7 Eb6 Fm C#m7 Edim7 Fm C7
A penchant for posies, a Hemmingway rat, a new Brass In Pocket for my Cat in the Hat
[Chorus]
C#dim7 C7 C#dim7 C7
Assuming my assumptions are correct, after pause to consider and time to reflect
C#dim7 C7 C#dim7
On thoughts serpentine and one crucial tear, I need none of these things
C7
I need all of you all of you all of you here
[Outro]
Fm C#m7 Fm C7 Fm