REFRIED BEANS
Cledus T. Judd
Album: Cledus T. Judd (No Relation)
Submitted by: christopher r.
7:44 AM 9/27/2004
[Intro]
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Last Friday evenin'
I went to dry heavin'
C G
Bent over double in pain
From out of my mouth
And right on a new Lexus
A7 D
One hell of a load I sure swang
G
On my knees I was throwin'
The owner was goin'
C A7
In side to pay for his gaso line
G
I'm in a mess at the Texaco
D G
Barfin' up refried beans
C
I'm down at the Texaco
F C
Sick as a dog
G
My stomach's churnin'
D G
My tail end is raw
C
I swear it's the last time
G Em C
I'll eat another taco sup reme
G
I'm in a mess at the Texaco
D G
Barfin' up refried beans
G
No this picture ain't purdy
I ate number 30
C G
And drank too much Mexican beer
Four shots of tequila
Don't mix with fajitas
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I'm prayin' a bathroom is near
G
I O D'd on tamales and green guacamole
C A7
Lord, I hope that the toilet is clean
G
I'm in a mess at the Texaco
D G
Barfin' up refried beans
C
I'm down at the Texaco
F C
Smell like a hog
G
Knee deep in poo poo
D G
The comm ode was clogged
C
Who used it the last time
G Em C
Ooo boy did it st ink
G
Shoo-- wee at the Texaco
D G
Be cause of those refried beans
C
I'm down at the Texaco
F C
Where's Tim Mc Graw?
G
While I'm sittin here peelin'
D G
The paint off the walls
C
He's probably sippin fine wine
G Em C
And dining on fancy cuis ine
G
While I'm here at the Texaco
D G C
From eatin' them refried beans
G D G
A mess at the Texaco from eatin them refried beans