E G#m F#
Hi uh-uhhh what's up My name's Frank
B
Uh Hobo Johnson I hope you like this song
E G#m F# B
I made it up for my dad it's for you Dad hey
E
My dad taught me 'bout
G#m
The story 'bout the birds and the bees
F#
When the bees turn into wasps and take half of everything
E
He sounded sure
F#7
That a bird doesn't need a full nest
B7
But a bed for our bird heads to rest
E G#m
He told me son you'll never dunk WHAT
F# B7
It's family tradition basketball is not for us
E G#
Our legs just aren't that springy
F#
My great great uncle almost did but he didn't
E
He told me son beware
G# F#
Of the monsters that roam the depths of your head
B E
Sometimes they'll make you real sad or
F#
Or real real mad or real real jealous and
B
That's real real bad boy breathe
E G#m F# B
Nicotine until you fall asleep like all of our family breathe
E G#m
Nicotine until you fall asleep
F#m E
Like all of our family like all of our family like
B
I'm the new Will Smith
E
I'm-I'm Will Smith mixed with Michael Cera
I'm Will Smith Michael Cera
B
Kevin Spacey
Michael Cera
E
My father's married to a shape shifting monster
G#m
Who can sometimes take the form
F#m
Of a really really really nice woman
E
And although that seems super fucking frightening
G#m F#
Sometimes this scary monster makes
A really really great vanilla pudding he has courage
E G#m
But sometimes your courage isn't quite the kryptonite
F# B7
As the monster runs rampant through the house
E G#m
Sometimes your courage makes you feel strong
F#
But it seems as if the monster eats your muscles all along
E G#m
Fucking pickin out your self respect right out it's scary teeth
F#
Her breath smells like pride of self
B
And other men she used to meet
E
And the monster doesn't sleep just schemes and fiends
On the next tasty meal it gets to eat
G#m
It gets to eat it gets to eat
F#
I'm the new Will Smith
B
I'm mixed with Kevin Spacy
G#m F# B
I'm the new Will Smith Kevin Spacey Michael Cera
What the fuck