Powered By Bacon - Brent Rasmussen
Standard Tuning - Capo 2
[Verse]
G
Well the whiskey consoles me
C G
I must frankly admit
G
My primary physician
A7 D
Is having a fit
G B
He waves at my chart
C Db
Like it's modern art
G
But the warnings roll off-of
D G
My back from the start
[Chorus]
C
Well I'm powered by bacon
G
And lots of good cheer
C
My body's a wasteland
A7 D
That much is clear
C
Instead of a health club
G C
I drink lots of beer...
C G
I'm powered by bacon
D G
It's a brand new frontier
[Verse]
G
My wife tries to tell me
C G
That I should lose weight
G
But I look at my belly
A7 D
And count up the freight
G B
It's a point of contention
C Db
That much I'll admit
G
But her cooking's so good
D G
She's prob'ly asking for it
[Chorus]
C
Well I'm powered by bacon
G
And lots of good cheer
C
My body's a wasteland
A7 D
That much is clear
C
Instead of a health club
G C
I drink lots of beer...
C G
I'm powered by bacon
D G
It's a brand new frontier
[Bridge]
Em A
I'd love to be skinny and built like a truck
C
But there'll be Fat Man Potatoes...
D
At the pot-luck...
[Chorus]
C
Well I'm powered by bacon
G
And lots of good cheer
C
My body's a wasteland
A7 D
That much is clear
C
Instead of a health club
G C
I drink lots of beer...
C G
I'm powered by bacon
D G
It's a brand new frontier
[Outro]
C G
I'm powered by bacon
D G
It's a brand new frontier...